I Park Like an Idiot

Hello everybody, my name is Mr. Apathy. I was in such a rush today at Safeway.. and I as a confession, had taken one too many hydrocodone perscription pills, more commonly known as vicodin. Needless to say, my head was in the clouds as I was only thinking about the twix candy bar and Kashi Mediteranian Pizza that I was in desperate need to purchase. As I was pulling into my coveted parking spot, to my horror, my car suddenly stalled. I was halfway in to the parking spot, so that basically counts, right? Plus.. Kashi Pizza and Twix CANNOT wait!!

Yours Truly, Mr. A

 

Note From Sheryl: Yes.. I actually took this photo at Safeway this morning..